Kris Jenner Wanted ‘The X Factor’ To Replace Mario Lopez With Kim Or Kourtney

Yesterday, Khloe Kardashian was officially fired from The X Factor because she sucks, and one of the rumors was that she and Mario Lopez didn't get along which made their on-air chemistry suffer. But in totally shocking twist that everybody probably expected, Kris Jenner thought she was dealing with E! instead of FOX and tried repeatedly to get Mario Lopez fired so he could be replaced with another aged out Armenian famewhore with no talent. WELL, CLUTCH MY PEARLS!! *fans self* Radar Online reports:

“Everyone thinks that Mario hated working with Khloe,” a source close to the situation told Radar, acknowledging there were time he grew frustrated. “But he was nothing but encouraging and supportive (to Khloe),” the source added. “It was her mother Kris who was the problem.” “Kris would go to the producers and say Mario was being pushy and insensitive and she’d often confront Mario directly. There was even a very absurd incident when Kris suggested to the producers that they should dump Mario and replace him with one of her other daughters. Kris claimed that the chemistry between Mario and Khloe just didn’t work and that Kim or Kourtney would be a better fit. “Well, the producers agreed with the no chemistry argument, but also that Khloe was in over her head – and that’s why she’s gone.”

Let's just go ahead and assume this story is 100% true, because we really shouldn't but anything past this bitch. Her three cash cows will be 40 soon, and really, nobody wants to see that. That's why a source at E! that I just made up says she's developing a show about Kendall's gynecologist visits. The format may change, but Kris is pretty firm that she wants it to involve Kendall with her legs spread somehow.