Being Eddie Kaye Thomas Seems Fun. Not Really



REAL TALK: Chicks will give it up to any dude who is marginally famous, so let's not pretend that most actors, even actors who were in the America Pie atrocticites, don't walk around knuckle deep in pussy. Like Eddie Kaye Thomas. Who had a one night stand that had to be removed from his house by a SWAT team. He apparently never heard my grandfather's advice, "never stick it in the wrong one". TMZ reports:

the chick who pulled a knife on Eddie Kaye Thomas had just met the "American Pie" star less than 24 hours earlier … TMZ has learned. As we first reported … SWAT responded to Thomas' house Wednesday evening after Thomas called 911 … and remained in a standoff with the woman for a couple hours … before forcing her out with tear gas. She was taken into custody, checked out at a hospital, and then booked for felony vandalism. But here's the best part — according to law enforcement sources Eddie met the chick the night before at Mel's Diner, and brought her back to his place….During the standoff, we're told the woman smashed up a phone, a guitar … and generally trashed Eddie's house before cops smoked her out.

Hey, remember when Charlie Sheen said, "I don't pay escorts for sex. I pay them to leave."? I'm not sure how that quote applies here, but I have a strong feeling that is does.