The trailer for Peter Jackson’s highly-anticipated prequel to The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, was released today, and to be honest, it’s kinda lame. And I’m kinda over it. It’s taking way too long. If they really wanted to get their hands on a ring they should all just join the Miami Heat.
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