Michael Lohan Might Die Soon

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Beating women while trying to jump into a tree must take a lot out of you. TMZ reports:

Michael Lohan is set to go under the knife tomorrow, but today … sources close to MiLo tell TMZ he is having trouble breathing and speaking as he rests up for the surgery. As TMZ first reported, Lohan will undergo heart surgery on Monday and have a stent inserted. Sources close to Lohan tell us heart problems run in the family. We’re told doctors feel Lohan should have had the procedure six months ago, and that’s why he is in such bad condition today.

“Having trouble breathing and speaking”? I don’t know. I’m failing to see a problem here.