Lindsay Lohan Has A Great Dad

Michael Lohan was released from jail. Wonder what made him mad enough to hit his girlfriend? TMZ reports:

Michael Lohan was released from jail moments ago in Florida — after allegedly bruising up his GF Kate Major in a domestic dispute Tuesday — but Lindsay’s dad insists, “I did not lay a hand on her.” TMZ posted the pictures yesterday … showing what Major claims are bruises inflicted by Michael during the incident — when Michael allegedly flipped on her for refusing to perform oral sex on him.

I don’t know why Kate Major is complaining. Unless she refused to blow him because she was too busy making him a sandwich, she pretty much had it coming.