Ryan Dunn Was Piss Drunk
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At roughly 2:38am Monday morning, Jackass star Ryan Dunn tried to jump a tree with his Porsche but ended up killing a passenger (a newly married Navy Seal with three tours in Iraq) and himself instantly. At 1:00am (less than two hours before his death), Dunn posed for the banner pic in a Philly bar. Man, he looks really happy. I wonder why? TMZ reports:
The pics show Ryan and his friends drinking at around 1 AM at a bar called Barnaby’s of America in West Chester. After downing at least 3 beers and 3 shots in 4-hours …Ryan hit the road in his Porsche 911 GT3.
Earlier today, after TMZ posted the story that Dunn was seen drinking at a Philly-area bar before his fatal crash, Ebert posted a tweet that read, “Friends don’t let jackasses drink and drive.” After a day of silence, Bam finally went to his Twitter to BLAST Ebert late Monday night … saying, “I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day and piece of s**t roger ebert has the gall to put in his 2 cents about a jackass drunk driving and [he is] one, f**k you!” Bam added, “Millions of people are crying right now, shut your fat f**king mouth!”
Uh, “millions of people are crying”? Who are these people? The bored white people who watch Jackass? Did Ryan Dunn cure cancer or invent a time machine and I just haven’t hear about it yet? Or is this the same Ryan Dunn who shoved a toy car up his ass on camera? Sorry if I’m not saddened over the news that a drunk guy who’s on a show where a guy jacks off a horse left a bar at 100mph and killed two people. Besides, Maury is on right now. You can see idiots anywhere on television as it turns out.