Brooke Mueller Is Probably A Crackwhore

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Well, she was (and technically still is) married to Charlie Sheen. Radar Online reports:

Brooke Mueller, actor Charlie Sheen’s soon-to-be ex-wife, was ordered to undergo a drug test at her Hollywood home at 5:30 p.m. Friday but refused to provide a urine sample, a source close to Mueller told

The test was scheduled after RadarOnline reports about Mueller calling friends to ask them to provide drug-free urine. And Friday, a cocaine street dealer in crime-ridden Inglewood, Calif., told us he’d sold an “8-ball” of drugs to Mueller.

Both Sheen and Mueller, whose divorce is to become final within weeks, are bound by a pre-divorce agreement to random drug testing three times a month. Both have battled booze and coke addictions, and each is mandated to remain clean or lose the custody of their twins.

Said a source close to the situation who asked to remain anonymous: “Charlie will be going to court on Tuesday to address Brooke’s refusal to take the test.

“He may ask the court for the temporary custody of the boys if Mueller agrees to enter rehab. Charlie is concerned for Brooke, but his first priority is the boys and their safety.”

Mueller’s cell phone is temporarily out-of-service and she couldn’t be contacted. Calls to Sheen and Mueller’s attorney weren’t immediately returned.

When their guardianship is between a delusional warlock and someone trying to launch a reality show with Paris Hilton, you know these children are fucked, with or without crack involved. These kids would have a better chance at making it to 18 if they were raised by wolves. At worst they’d have a more legitimate reason to scratch the floors.

Charlie Sheen’s other ex wife:

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