Catherine Zeta Jones Is Fragile

And Michael Douglas will unleash a hadouken if you touch her. From Radar Online:

What was supposed to be a glorious night in the UK for Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones degenerated into bedlam, when a photographer slammed into the actress outside their London hotel, and has the shocking pics for you.

The Wall Street star, 66, his wife, 41, were in London, where Catherine received a prestigious CBE (Commander of the Order of the British Empire) honor from Buckingham Palace. The celeb couple followed that up with a meal at Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant in Claridge’s hotel.

The sparks flew afterwards, as the couple was wading through a sea of paps to return to their room, when a photographer allegedly made contact with Zeta-Jones’ face, causing her to scream out in pain.

A valiant Douglas — still showing the physical effects in his recovery from stage IV throat cancer — sprang into action to protect his wife.

Douglas last month told Matt Lauer the tumor in his throat is gone thanks to an eight-week regimen of radiation and chemotherapy.

A photographer bumps into Catherine Zeta Jones and she starts crying? Give me a break. For someone whose main appeal is how toned she is (or was, given we haven’t seen her bod in a while), she should be able to fend for herself. God knows she won’t always have a fucking cancer patient there to rescue her.