Snooki Doesn’t Want To Be Called “Snooki” Anymore

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Oh, boo hoo. Yahoo! reports:

Nicole Polizzi is a little over herself. Well, not herself, but her nickname: Snooki. The “Jersey Shore” star says that the moniker that helped make her famous has gotten a little old. “I miss my real name. I miss people calling me Nicole,” she said.

You know when people call you by your real name? At your funeral. You might want to check into that. Planning your final arrangements is a responsible decision, and is one of the most caring gifts you can give your loved ones, Nicole. “Nicole”. You like that don’t you? Don’t be scared. Making your final arrangements in advance allows you to influence all elements of your services, including songs, readings or other personal details that are important to you. It’s your funeral – it should celebrate your life, your way. With lots of “Nicole” thrown in.