Sharif Don’t Like It

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Before Rima Fakih broke down Middle Eastern stereotypes and became a beacon of PC unity by being crowned Miss America, she won first place in Mojo In The Morning’s “Stripper 101” Contest. I hate to break out my jump to conclusions mat and stereotype all women who dance on a pole for money, but I get the feeling the money stuffed in her shirt wasn’t for a Mosque’s building fund.

All this and brains, too: