I really need to visit Univision with a Spanish dictionary and a box of condoms, because apparently Claudia Molina works there. She looks like she would put a cigarette out on me if I didn’t make her cum and her hands may or may not have been exposed to gamma radiation, but it might be worth it to introduce my penis to her ass and stomach. The communication barrier won’t be a problem. My penis is fluent in the language of love.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
