Everyone, let me introduce you to Lauren Budd. I know absolutely nothing about her other than she’s in Barbados with David Williams Walliams, one of the comedians that created Little Britain (not the fat one). People always tell me that women are looking for a guy with a good sense of humor, so I bought this huge book of knock-knock jokes. I put the book in a bag, then jump out from behind corners in popular bars, clubbing brunettes and dragging them back to my apartment. Seems to work pretty well.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
