Johnny Depp is Getting Married

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In news to put Jenny on suicide watch, Johnny Depp is set to marry his longtime girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis, on June 14th. The pair have been dating since 1998 and have two children. MSNBC says:

The Pirates of The Caribbean actor – who was married to makeup artist Lori Anne Allison in the 80s – has previously said of his relationship with Vanessa, “For all intents and purposes, we are married,” adding that, “if [Vanessa] ever said, ‘Hey, let’s get hitched,’ I would do it in a second.” A source close to the couple said: “Vanessa recently told Johnny that she would love to have a wedding. “Johnny loves Vanessa very much, and he said if that’s what would make her happy, then he’d marry her.” The summer wedding will be a low-key family affair. The couple’s children “are really excited about it,” the insider tells Life and Style magazine. “Actually the whole family is excited. “They wanted to make it convenient for Johnny’s family in Florida,” so the wedding will likely take place in Georgia’s Tybee Island, according to the source. “They’re going to send out invitations in a few weeks.”

Congratulations to the happy couple during this exciting time! I bet it’s almost as exciting as the time they saw my nominations for “Woman Most Likely To Build a Dam With Her Teeth.” Go, Vanessa!

Depp greeting fans in Wisconsin: