Hey, I love Clash of the Titans as much as anyone, but that was almost thirty years ago and the last time Harry Hamlin was hot. Since then, all he’s done is deflate and look sorta creepy. Then there’s this wife of his who’s equally creepy looking, and together they’re just hard to look at without staring too long, trying to figure out exactly what’s wrong with them. If I saw them in person, I’d feel bad for staring and try to look away the same way people do when they see a burn victim or your mom.
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