Ellie Taylor Is The Bright And Beautiful Female Russell Brand Of Stand-Up

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She’s got it all: the looks, our laughs, an extremely fast-talking British pottymouth. Stand-up comedian Ellie Taylor is, in more than ways than we can count, the female Russell Brand. Is this Brand rebranded with boobs as one of our favorite female comedians, or are we actually getting another quick-quip Brit who loves to talk about sex and its many awkward moving parts as much as physically possible?

Well, you’re in luck, because we’re pretty sure it’s the latter. Ellie Taylor is real, and she’s no joke. She’s just full of them. Have a look for yourself at just how funny (and how Russell Brand) she is.

Unabashed Boob Jokes

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Inappropriate Lady Bits Jokes

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Unrealistically Pretty Hair Whilst Supporting a Cause

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Married Yet Flirtatious With Other Hairy White Things

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Bum Jokes in British

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For more rising ladies of comedy who are also nice to look at while they talk, meet Kate Quigley.

Always Uncensored (Especially on TV)

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Fancier Shoes Than You’ll Ever Know

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Looking Good & Poking Trump Altogether

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Big Heart, Big Teeth

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Beautiful, Tall Brunettes Unafraid of a Quickie Selfie

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