Ellie Taylor Is The Bright And Beautiful Female Russell Brand Of Stand-Up

Photo: Mike Marsland/Mike Marsland/WireImage (Getty Images)

She’s got it all: the looks, our laughs, an extremely fast-talking British pottymouth. Stand-up comedian Ellie Taylor is, in more than ways than we can count, the female Russell Brand. Is this Brand rebranded with boobs as one of our favorite female comedians, or are we actually getting another quick-quip Brit who loves to talk about sex and its many awkward moving parts as much as physically possible?

Well, you’re in luck, because we’re pretty sure it’s the latter. Ellie Taylor is real, and she’s no joke. She’s just full of them. Have a look for yourself at just how funny (and how Russell Brand) she is.

Unabashed Boob Jokes

A post shared by Ellie Taylor (@elliejanetaylor) on Apr 19, 2018 at 8:25am PDT

Inappropriate Lady Bits Jokes

A post shared by Ellie Taylor (@elliejanetaylor) on Mar 20, 2018 at 4:22am PDT

Unrealistically Pretty Hair Whilst Supporting a Cause

A post shared by Ellie Taylor (@elliejanetaylor) on Mar 6, 2018 at 11:03am PST

Married Yet Flirtatious With Other Hairy White Things

A post shared by Ellie Taylor (@elliejanetaylor) on Mar 1, 2018 at 3:38pm PST

Bum Jokes in British

A post shared by Ellie Taylor (@elliejanetaylor) on Feb 18, 2018 at 12:04am PST

For more rising ladies of comedy who are also nice to look at while they talk, meet Kate Quigley.

Always Uncensored (Especially on TV)

A post shared by Ellie Taylor (@elliejanetaylor) on Feb 6, 2018 at 3:26am PST

Fancier Shoes Than You’ll Ever Know

A post shared by Ellie Taylor (@elliejanetaylor) on Jan 29, 2018 at 5:41am PST

Looking Good & Poking Trump Altogether

A post shared by Ellie Taylor (@elliejanetaylor) on Jan 23, 2018 at 12:30pm PST

Big Heart, Big Teeth

A post shared by Ellie Taylor (@elliejanetaylor) on Jan 6, 2018 at 10:14pm PST

Beautiful, Tall Brunettes Unafraid of a Quickie Selfie

A post shared by Ellie Taylor (@elliejanetaylor) on Nov 18, 2017 at 10:27am PST