"What kind of Labrynth have you created? Certainly not the magic kind with puppets and macho rock stars."
Danny Pudi (Page 2)
"Eh... feels normal enough for a school that’s on 911’s blocked caller list."
"To you, I leave this bottle of fine scotch, so that you're less tempted to drink this cylinder of even…
"If I was in 70 films over 30 years and I spent each one talking at random volumes, I might…
"Relaxarex doesn't make you give up on your dreams! That's a side effect!"
"Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room."
“The Rambo titles never made sense, and neither does war.”
"You tried to destroy us, but you only made us... More Awesome!!!"
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Perv out.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
It's all in the name.
The future is here.
[singlepic id=1599 w=600 h= float=center] You know when you’re a whore and you take tons of naked pictures of yourself…
