Guy Tries To Jump Over Subway Tracks, Fails Massively

Unless you are a stuntman getting paid to do dangerous moves in a big Hollywood movie, or you are trying desperately to make parkour a thing again, please do not attempt to jump over the subway tracks like the guy below did. You will fail. If you don’t, perhaps give Olympic long jumping a try.



Well, I want to say he has learned his lesson, but he hit his face so hard he’s going to forget what just occurred, and he’s going to try this again. And again. And again. It will be a painful, never-ending loop.

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