The Johnny Depp-Amber Heard Dating Guide to Ending Your Relationship Amicably

It’s a tale as old as time. Boy meets girl, boy and girl fall madly in love, boy and girl get divorced, girl accuses boy of being abusive, audio evidence comes out alleging that girl was actually the abusive one in the relationship, etc. And also a whole bunch of other weird shit that would make for a really good Netflix series.

The relationship between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard has been…tumultuous at best. What started out as a love story quickly turned into a Lifetime movie and we, the general public, have been able to witness the whole mad affair via magazine articles, television clips and paparazzi intrusions. If you thought Ross and Rachel, Sam and Diane, or Dawson and Joey were an emotional roller coaster, let us tell you about Johnny and Amber. The two are finally separated, “amicably,” they say. But their relationship and subsequent divorce have been anything but amicable. Still, though, there are lessons to be learned from their relationship. This is the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard Dating Guide to Ending Your Relationship amicably.

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