Amazon Summer Deals to Keep More Than Just Sand in Your Wallet
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Summer is best summed up as hours spent packing your shit to spend a few minutes getting ridiculously sunburned (the one thing you didn’t pack: sunblock). Other than that, these are the things you need to buy through Amazon, and you can do it right here. From things to help you sip your sarsaparillas (without making a glassy mess) to sand-friendly speakers (for your awful, popular music), we’ve got every warm-weather deal for the sun, fun and hot dog bun-loving summer psycho in you. Just click on the links, kiddo. And play hard this summer, winter isn’t that far away.
Sun and fun: Best Beers For Getting Buzzed At The Beach
Comiso Waterproof Outdoor Bluetooth Speaker
You don't want to be the only jerk at the beach who isn't blasting their own tunes. But make sure to take your Comiso Waterproof Outdoor Bluetooth Speaker so you don't have to worry about the quality of sound or the speaker getting wet. Thanks to its 360 degree design, the Comiso is engineered to spread deep, jaw-dropping sound in every direction. Including the direction of those jerk offs listening to "Old Town Road" on loop.
Novelty Place Giant Inflatable 5' Beach Ball
Go big or go home. Especially with the Novelty Place Giant Inflatable 5-foot Beach Ball. You'll definitely be having the most fun at the beach when you take out this bad boy and pass out from trying to inflate it. Just kidding, it's going to be your favorite way to neutralize kids that won't stop screaming. Just toss it in the direction of the ocean and watch those little suckers run after it.
Joto Universal Waterproof Cellphone Case
Spend your summer becoming an underwater photography influencer once you own the Joto Universal Waterproof Cellphone Case. With over 26,000 reviews, it's come in first for phone protection that doesn't break the bank. The case fits all smartphones up to 6-inch diagonal size and has clean windows on both sides, so you can safely check emails as quickly as you can snap a picture.
Abeter Sand Free Beach Blanket
With Abeter Sand Free Beach Blanket you'll be eliminating the beach's biggest bummer: sand. Abeter's dual layer mesh technology allows sand to fall straight through the mat, leaving the it free from sand! That's awesome because literally no one enjoys bathing in sand.
Dock & Bay Quick Dry Towel Set Of 4
You're a man now, so man up and purchase a set of matching towels like the Dock & Bay Quick Dry Towels. Plus, it's high time you rid yourself of that old Bud Light towel from college by replacing them with fast-drying ones.
Mofason Silicone Wine Glasses Set of 6
Just say no to disposable cups and plates, especially at the beach. Rather than chance having those one-use items land in the ocean, bring your own reusable cups like Mofason Silicone Wine Glasses. They come with a variety of colors, so you never have to play Duck, Duck, Goose with which red Solo cup is yours.
Sportneer Ultralight Portable Folding Chair
Sportneer's Ultralight Portable Folding Chair is perfect for a day at the beach. It folds into a small carry-on bag and only weights 2 pounds. Plus, it's extremely easy to carry during outdoor activities. It's got an intuitive setup so all you have to do is pull the chair out of its holding bag and it will lock into place. Then fold it back up and toss it in the back of the closet for another six months.