Adolf Hitler Had ‘Tiny Deformed Penis,’ Historians Claim

This guy sure had his shortcomings.

According to historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie, one of the most awful people to ever walk the earth apparently suffered from a condition called hypospadias, a condition that left him with a super tiny deformed penis. Oh, and he only had one testicle, as well.

In their new book “Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute,” the historians are claiming they uncovered medical records that prove that Hitler was just one miserable a-hole with a tiny penis.

“Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the under side of the penis,” Mayo and Craigie write in their book.

Hitler’s personal doctor, Theodor Morell, is also said to have diagnosed Hitler with hypospadias. Morell even prescribed him with hormones in an attempt to improve his sex drive.

People who suffer from this condition have to urinate from a hole at the base of the shaft. And this would explain why this tiny terror was allegedly terrified of being seen naked.

Although, according to British historian Ian Kershaw, Hitler was grossed out by any type of sexual activity for fear of getting an STD. Let’s just say he never had sex because he was a piece of shit with a tiny deformed penis. Yeah, let’s go with that.

Via The Telegraph

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