Kid’s Christmas List Asks Santa For ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Without The Hookers

Kid, that’s like ordering a Mountain Dew without the caffeine. I mean, what’s the point then?

According to Huffington Post, one Irish boy’s Christmas list has gone viral, and it has nothing to do with the fact that he asked Santa for a cardboard tard.

By the looks of things, Rory Smith is quite the Dr. Who and Legos enthusiast, and why not? I mean, if they’re making “Back to the Future” Legos now, then I have no shame in purchasing a set or two for myself even though I’m just a few years shy of 40.

And like most kids, Smith loves video games. That’s why he asked the fat man at the North Pole for “Grand Theft Auto V” this year. And to show Santa that he really is a good boy, he let him know that he just wants to “play with the cars (not the hookers).”

Rory’s mother Cathy said her son has Asperger’s, but in their house, it’s something that is celebrated rather than viewed in a negative sense.

“As you can see from the letter, Rory is a huge ‘Dr. Who’ fan,” she said. “He has Asperger’s and this is his favorite thing. He is very literal, hence the ‘hooker’ line but also has a brilliant sense of humor. He knows he has Asperger’s (and dyslexia) and was fine about his sister Olivia sending the email (photo).”

Let’s hope Santa fulfills this kid’s wish and brings him the video game minus the hookers. And hey, if need be, he can always send them to us.

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