Selena Gomez Is Doing Woody Allen
I don’t think Selena Gomez‘s friend gave up a kidney so she could do a Woody Allen movie, yet here we are. Woody Allen makes movies that only a specific type of white people will like, and he also likes to have sex with young brown chicks he adopts. Hopefully Selena’s character doesn’t get adopted in this movie. I want to her she looks adorable.