Scarlett Johansson is going through a shitshow of a divorce right now, but she also has needs. The need to be banged then fed.
When Howard Stern attempted to play matchmaker with the “Ghost in the Shell” star, 32, on Tuesday, she nixed his suggestions of potential suitors like Brad Pitt or Louis C.K. before revealing who she believes is the hottest man in the world — celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. “Gordon Ramsay! Honestly, I’m like somebody who likes Gordon Ramsay,” she said, before adding, “or Anthony Bourdain!” “There’s a running theme,” she joked.
I can cook and like yelling at people, so if Gordon doesn’t work out, just letting Scarlett know we might be able to work something out. Maybe we can talk about her new haircut before we proceed. How about switching that up a bit? Try something different? That would be really cool.
Scarlett Johansson Hair
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez
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The Avengers: Age of Ultron - UK film premiere held at the Westfield White City. Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
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The Avengers: Age of Ultron - UK film premiere held at the Westfield White City. Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez
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'The Avengers Age Of Ultron' Premiere at Westfield Shopping Centre, London Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 22 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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'The Avengers Age Of Ultron' Premiere at Westfield Shopping Centre, London Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 22 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Lexi Jones/WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Lexi Jones/WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Lexi Jones/WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Lexi Jones/WENN.com
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'The Avengers Age Of Ultron' Premiere at Westfield Shopping Centre, London Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 22 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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'The Avengers Age Of Ultron' Premiere at Westfield Shopping Centre, London Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 22 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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The Avengers: Age of Ultron - UK film premiere held at the Westfield White City. Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
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The Avengers: Age of Ultron - UK film premiere held at the Westfield White City. Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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'The Avengers Age Of Ultron' Premiere at Westfield Shopping Centre, London Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 22 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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'The Avengers Age Of Ultron' Premiere at Westfield Shopping Centre, London Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 22 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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'The Avengers Age Of Ultron' Premiere at Westfield Shopping Centre, London Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 22 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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'The Avengers Age Of Ultron' Premiere at Westfield Shopping Centre, London Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 22 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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'The Avengers: Age Of Ultron' UK premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe/WENN.com
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'The Avengers: Age Of Ultron' UK premiere - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe/WENN.com
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The Avengers: Age of Ultron - UK film premiere held at the Westfield White City. Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
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The Avengers: Age of Ultron - UK film premiere held at the Westfield White City. Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
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The Avengers: Age of Ultron - UK film premiere held at the Westfield White City. Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
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The Avengers: Age of Ultron - UK film premiere held at the Westfield White City. Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
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The Avengers: Age of Ultron - UK film premiere held at the Westfield White City. Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
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The Avengers: Age of Ultron - UK film premiere held at the Westfield White City. Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
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The Avengers: Age of Ultron - UK film premiere held at the Westfield White City. Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
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The Avengers: Age of Ultron - UK film premiere held at the Westfield White City. Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
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The Avengers: Age of Ultron - UK film premiere held at the Westfield White City. Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
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The Avengers: Age of Ultron - UK film premiere held at the Westfield White City. Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Daniel Deme/WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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UK film premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultro' held at the Westfield White City - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: WENN.com
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez
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UK premiere of 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron' - Arrivals Featuring: Scarlett Johansson Where: London, United Kingdom When: 21 Apr 2015 Credit: Joe Alvarez