Kate Upton is horrifically dumb and petty, but she’s blonde, reasonably attractive, and has giant tits. History teaches us, that much like NFL running backs, she will be relevant until she hits 30. So we have some time. She did LOVE Advent thing. Here’s the video. They knew that bra didn’t fit.
Kate Upton Birthday 23
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Kate Upton Birthday 23 #1
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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Kate Upton Birthday 23 #2
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Model Kate Upton attends Carine Roitfeld hosts birthday party for Kate Upton at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Model Kate Upton attends Carine Roitfeld hosts birthday party for Kate Upton at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Model Kate Upton attends Carine Roitfeld hosts birthday party for Kate Upton at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Model Kate Upton attends Carine Roitfeld hosts birthday party for Kate Upton at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Model Kate Upton attends Carine Roitfeld hosts birthday party for Kate Upton at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Model Kate Upton attends Carine Roitfeld hosts birthday party for Kate Upton at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Kate Upton celebrates her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Kate Upton celebrates her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Kate Upton celebrates her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Kate Upton celebrates her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Kate Upton celebrates her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Kate Upton celebrates her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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Kate Upton Birthday 23 #16
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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Kate Upton Birthday 23 #22
NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Justin Verlander and Kate Upton celebrate her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Kate Upton celebrates her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Kate Upton celebrates her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Kate Upton celebrates her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Kate Upton celebrates her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Kate Upton celebrates her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Kate Upton celebrates her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Kate Upton celebrates her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Kate Upton celebrates her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 08: Kate Upton celebrates her birthday at The Blond at 11 Howard Hotel on June 8, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)
