Courtney Stodden Says Her Baby Will Be Gay If It’s A Boy
Unlike guns, I don’t think Courtney Stodden (NSFW) being dumb has ever really been up for debate. She’s reportedly 8 weeks pregnant, and since that time, we’ve learned that her baby makes her depressed. But all that will change if she has a boy, because he will be fabulouuuussssss.
Courtney Stodden doesn’t know the sex of her baby yet. But that won’t stop her from shopping for newborn girl outfits. “If it’s a boy I am going to dress him up in tutus,” she told Us Weekly on Tuesday, June 7, at a PETA event in L.A. “I know I am going to spoil my baby rotten. I’m going to be a fun mom. I always say I am going to have a girl regardless, and if it’s a boy he’ll be gay!”
I could talk for a while about how Courtney Stodden’s seemingly pro-gay statement furthers the narrative that homosexuality is a choice and that gay kids run around in tutus, but I won’t. Let’s just hope the kid does turn out gay, so when the FBI finally traces the tutu that the latest skinned prostitute was dressed in postmortem back to the manufacturer, they won’t come looking for him.
Courtney Stodden at the Future Serial Killer Pride Parade:
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