January Jones Is Single

January Jones Single

Well, that was quick. January Jones is single again. Congrats to Will Forte for hitting it for five months at least.

It’s over! January Jones and Will Forte have ended their relationship after just five months of dating, a source confirms exclusively to Us Weekly. The pair called it quits last month. As for why the actress isn’t on board with Forte, it may be due to the fact that she’s not looking for commitment. Jones has told pals that “relationships are a pain in the ass,” the insider says.

Look, here’s what we know about January Jones: She’ll fuck your husband. She’ll fuck your boyfriend. She eats placenta smoothies. She’ll send tit pics to married directors. January Jones’s blood is ice. Five months is long enough. Any longer and Forte would run the risk of being decapitated and used as food once her egg was fertilized.