Taylor Swift Is Trying To Wipe The Calvin Harris Massage Parlor Story Off The Internet

Taylor Swift Calvin Harris Massge Parlor

Oh, Taylor.

Ten days ago, it was reported (with video evidence) that Taylor Swift‘s boyfriend, Calvin Harris, spent two hours in a Thai massage parlor that comes up first when you search “happy endings”. Don’t bother clicking on my source article on that last link, because it’s been deleted.  And don’t click on this link that says, “Hey, where did that post go?” because that’s also been deleted. I would say you can still read it on OK!, but that’s also been deleted. You can still read it on Defamer, and of course here, but I assume that’s because it takes a long time to threatening write letters to media companies when the process includes an ink blotter and sealing wax.