Kristen Stewart Might Be Married To Her Girlfriend

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In an interview with The Mirror, Kristen Stewart‘s mom told everybody that Kristen was dating her personal assistant, Alicia Cargile. Apparently Kristen told everybody at the American Ultra premiere that they were married.

Kristen Stewart, 25, is a blushing bride, according to a new report from OK! magazine! When she attended the American Ultra premiere on August 18 in Los Angeles, she had Twilight costar Taylor Lautner, 23, by her side. But she was desperately missing someone: her “wife,” Alicia Cargile! Omg, Kristen — how could you let this slip?! Kirsten was at a party after the premiere of her new film, when she reportedly revealed something huge, according to an eyewitness who spoke to OK! Apparently, someone at the party asked Kristen how her night was going and she replied, “I miss my wife!” “When I congratulated Kristen on being married, she gave me a quirky smile and coyly said ‘thanks!’ and then ran off to celebrate with friends and costars, who were hugging and congratulating her all night,” the eyewitness told the mag.

In Kristen’s defense, she was probably high. Also, report is from OK! Magazine. The story might as well end saying Kristen and Alicia were tricked into a witch’s house made out of cake and candy during their honeymoon. But if they did get secretly married, they probably had the ceremony in a theater showing American Ultra so they’d have it to themselves*.

(*That one goes out to you, “Davis”. Best wishes to you and your family)