Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner’s Disney Trip Went Super Great

This is a story about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s trip to Disney World, but these are pictures of Bella Thorne in this dress, because nobody really wants to see sad pics. They’ll just make you sit there is quiet resentment. Much like their plane ride to Orlando.

They looked “so tense and uncomfortable,” another onlooker notes. “When she was around him, you could see the tenseness. Her shoulders would rise up.”  While Affleck and Garner spent time individually with the kids – Violet, 9, Seraphina, 6, and Samuel, 3 – “There was never a point that all of them were really [interacting] together,” according to the onlooker…But a source close to the couple told PEOPLE they were focused on putting their children first. “As always, it’s about the kids and they will always put them first,” the source said. “Everyone had fun. They put them first no matter what.” “All Ben wanted for his birthday was to be with his children.”

While Ben Affleck’s penis is powerless to stop the fame whore train it started that’s plowing through LA with no brakes because the conductor is on a private jet hoping for mass casualties, Ben Affleck thought it would be a good idea to take his kids and the wife he cheated on Disney World. I’m surprised that didn’t help. In Jennifer Garner’s defense, she’s trying to put on a face for the kids I guess, but maybe it’s not best for the kids to see mommy and daddy fucking miserable and mommy flinching like daddy has Ebola and hand AIDS every time he tries to gets within five feet. If Ben really wanted to make this a productive trip, he would have brought the nanny and gave Jennifer Garner her choice of weapons when they were all standing in line for Space Mountain.