Bristol Palin Hates Miley Cyrus Now
Bristol Palin, 24, was pregnant at 16, engaged twice, and routinely wears mixed fibers (Leviticus 19:19) and husses herself up with makeup and jewelry like a worldly harlot (1 Tim 2:9). She also danced lustfully with a man who was not her husband on DWTS. But in new blog post, she wants to remind you who the true hypocrite is: Miley Cyrus, who recently briefly mentioned Christians in her interview with Paper Magazine with caused Bristol’s Persecution Phone to ring.
Cyrus, 22, told Paper that she is the least judgmental person ever, saying, “As long as you’re not hurting anyone, your choices are your choices.” But she did have some harsh words for Christian lawmakers who want to stifle social change. “Those people [shouldn’t] get to make our laws,” she said. She also called literal readings of Bible stories like Noah’s Ark “fucking insane” and labeled her parents, of whom she is fond, as “conservative-ass motherfuckers.”
Pretty straightforward. Since Bristol is a Christian, you’d assume she just forgive Miley then go volunteer at a homeless shelter or adopt a baby born with AIDS lol no I meant she sat down in her condo paid for by Candie’s Foundation and wrote an angry blog post.
Is it just me or does it seem more than a little fake that someone claiming to be accepting of everyone and everything would spew such judgment towards her own parents and their deeply held religious beliefs? She wants everyone else to let her be “free to be Miley,” but seems unwilling to offer the same respect to her parents and those who wish to live out their Christian faith. Oh, Miley. Thanks for giving us the best example of what “tolerance” looks like in Hollywood: it looks a lot like contempt.
Passive aggressive? Check. Sanctimonious? Check. Self-righteous? Check? Christian persecution truther? Check. Cherry picked passages from a publication to focus on while neglecting the others? Check. Bristol has this Christian thing down. I understand that reality wasn’t built for everyone, but Miley Cyrus wants everyone to be naked and smoke weed, but Miley Cyrus isn’t actively working for a lobbying group to pass laws that say people who don’t get naked and smoke weed can’t get married. See the difference here? No? I’m sorry. You do have some interesting viewpoints though. Tell me again about that dude who lived three days inside a whale.