Good Lawd, Bryce Dallas Howard

When aliens finally invade and conquer Earth, one of their first questions they will be is how the hell did Ron Howard’s DNA make something that looks like Bryce Dallas Howard. Ron Howard looks like a burn victim who bought his skin grafts online. And Bryce Dallas Howard is his daughter. And she looks like this. Bryce Dallas Howard, whose father is Ron Howard, looks like this. I feel like I can’t stress this enough.

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