Bobby Flay Was Banging January Jones Pretty Much Daily
Hey, remember in 2010 when January Jones got drunk at a London Hotel and drove her car into three parked cars then called Bobby Flay because AAA services don’t include penis? Flay told the media that they had just met that night, but his wife says nah son. Nah.
Bobby Flay’s estranged wife Stephanie March has accused him of cheating on her with January Jones in divorce documents, according to a shock new report in In Touch Weekly. Stephanie allegedly accuses the famous chef of having three affairs during their 10-year marriage, one of which was with the Mad Men star, the magazine claims. In Touch’s source alleges: ‘Stephanie is claiming in court papers that Bobby committed adultery with January several times during the early months of 2010. ‘She says they had sex many times and in different places, including the London hotel in Los Angeles.’ In June 2010, TMZ claimed that Bobby showed up to the scene after 37-year-old January crashed her car. At the time, the 50-year-old said they had watched a basketball game together at the London hotel the previous evening and that the actress has asked for his number because she wanted his advice on redoing her kitchen.
In Bobby Flay’s defense, married or not, like who wouldn’t want to bang Betty Draper many times and in different places. I assume one of those places included the butt. January Jones is an okay actress and all, but she really needs to get a Side Piece Lifetime Achievement Award, because as you might recall, nobody knows who her baby daddy is. Mostly because she got knocked up on the set of X-Men: First Class, and the single and gay dudes in that movie weren’t the father. I don’t even think the kid knows who his father is. He just has a lot of uncles that come around and play checkers with mommy in her bedroom.