Kelly Brook Wore This To Coachella
I thought I was done with celebrities pretending to be free spirit hippies documenting how free spirit and hippie they are with their smartphones at a corporate-sponsored music festival, but Kelly Brook wore this to Coachella, and her gigantic breasts told me I had to post about it again. Actually they told my penis. I was asleep and didn’t even know this happened. My penis usually just adds things to my calendar that he wants me to address.