Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx rumors have been going around for what seems like forever now, but nobody ever really paid much attention. But Katie has been looking really dark recently, so there might be some truth to this. See, because Jamie Foxx is black and his semen…look, I don’t need to explain science to you people.
In this week’s issue of PEOPLE, multiple sources confirm the pair have been spending time together for well over a year – but it’s nothing serious. “This is not some intense romance,” a source with knowledge of the situation tells PEOPLE. “Jamie and Katie are friends and have been for a long time. They are two adults who are attractive and single, and so apparently conclusions will be drawn.” Adds the source: “But contrary to those conclusions, they’re not about to run off and make some serious commitment.”
Wow. So to translate, Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx aren’t dating but are friends who occasionally bang like two consenting adults with no expectation of commitment. They should do a success story ad for Tinder.
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Celebrities attends 3rd annual "Gold Meets Golden" at Equinox Sports Club
Celebrities attends 3rd annual "Gold Meets Golden" at Equinox Sports Club -
The Big Experience hosted by Jamie Foxx held at W Scottsdale - Arrivals Featuring: Jamie Foxx Where: Phoenix, Arizona, United States When: 30 Jan 2015 Credit: MarmolejosWENN.com **Not available for publication in Singapore. No Contact Mucic**
The Big Experience hosted by Jamie Foxx held at W Scottsdale - Arrivals Featuring: Jamie Foxx Where: Phoenix, Arizona, United States When: 30 Jan 2015 Credit: MarmolejosWENN.com **Not available for publication in Singapore. No Contact Mucic** -
Pre-GRAMMY Gala & Salute to Industry Icons with Clive Davis Honoring Martin Bandier held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Los Angeles. Featuring: Jamie Foxx Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 07 Feb 2015 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
Pre-GRAMMY Gala & Salute to Industry Icons with Clive Davis Honoring Martin Bandier held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Los Angeles. Featuring: Jamie Foxx Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 07 Feb 2015 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com -
'Gold Meets Golden' benefit at Equinox Sports Club Lounge - Arrivals Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 21 Feb 2015 Credit: Brian To/WENN.com
'Gold Meets Golden' benefit at Equinox Sports Club Lounge - Arrivals Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 21 Feb 2015 Credit: Brian To/WENN.com -
Pre-GRAMMY Gala & Salute to Industry Icons with Clive Davis Honoring Martin Bandier held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Los Angeles. Featuring: Jamie Foxx Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 07 Feb 2015 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
Pre-GRAMMY Gala & Salute to Industry Icons with Clive Davis Honoring Martin Bandier held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Los Angeles. Featuring: Jamie Foxx Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 07 Feb 2015 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com -
Celebrities attends 3rd annual "Gold Meets Golden" at Equinox Sports Club
Celebrities attends 3rd annual "Gold Meets Golden" at Equinox Sports Club -
Celebrities attends 3rd annual "Gold Meets Golden" at Equinox Sports Club
Celebrities attends 3rd annual "Gold Meets Golden" at Equinox Sports Club -
Celebrities attends 3rd annual "Gold Meets Golden" at Equinox Sports Club
Celebrities attends 3rd annual "Gold Meets Golden" at Equinox Sports Club
