Jennifer Lopez is 44 and looks like this in a bikini. So if you’re a 25 year old woman reading this and you’re feeling insecure and depressed about approaching 30 where you will be deemed aged out and gross and unsuitable for breeding, don’t be. You have 19 years to become a multi-millionaire with access to private plastic surgeons, dieticians, personal trainers, and the belief that people want to see a 44 year old woman in a bikini.
