I’m sure there’s a market for whatever Miley Cyrus is trying to sell here, so maybe Russia is a great place for this cover. Women there have beards and chop firewood. I think they wrestle cows too if the the results for “Russian women stereotypes” on Google are correct. Seriously, stick your tongue back in your mouth, ho. Also, do about 400 sets of weighted lunges and put on a training bra. This is just getting embarrassing now.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.