Alice Goodwin Has An Instagram

Drive through New York Fashion Week right now, and you'll see the freakish ghouls with acne that pass for models in America, then fly over to England and pick up a copy of any magazine. You'll thank me later, because they have what they call "glamour models". Exhibit A: Alice Goodwin. Like, why would you want to get involved in a war with Syria when this is walking around your country? It just doesn't make any kind of logical sense. Although I would like to borrow some of Assad's gas and buy Alice a drink. Let's see how this plays out, baby.


Pics source = Instgram DUH