Robin Thicke And Paula Patton Are Perfectly Fine
As Lana Scolaro (nice tan lines, bro) fades into obscurity as the socialite (that's a NYC slang term for "I have rich daddy") who got her ass grabbed that one time by Robin Thicke then sold her story Life & Style only to never be allowed in a club or backstage again because she can't keep her fucking mouth shut, it's marital bliss as usual for Paula Patton and Thicke. People reports:
Robin Thicke and wife Paula Patton looked worry-free while indulging in a date night this week at Hakkasan inside Miami Beach's Fontainebleau hotel. The pair – vacationing at the Florida hot spot with 3-year-old son Julian – took a break from the beach, sitting back and splitting a dim sum platter, sesame prawn toast and lobster and Chinese chive soup, plus a bottle of sake. "They seemed to be really enjoying themselves and having a great time, and were definitely affectionate with each other," a witness tells PEOPLE, adding that the stars "were extremely nice to everyone."
They're in Miami, so we all know where this going. Paula probably picked a Puerto Rican model because there's a good chance she would mispronounce the safe word. Press 2 all you want, darling. Nobody is gonna hear you.