I sat here for a while trying to come up with words to accurately describe what I would do with Kate Upton‘s boobs, but I had to stop, because I don’t want to be responsible for the greatest environmental spill in Earth’s history. There’s a lot of nice people on my street, and I don’t think they would appreciate their eyes burning this early in the day.
Meghan Markle is reportedly “questioning” whether the Sussexes’ U.K. move was the right choice. Fans are aware that Prince Harry…
