Miranda Kerr > Michelle Duggar

Todd posted about Michelle Duggar losing her twentieth kid. I’m guessing they meant she literally lost it, because when your vagina’s stretched that much, eventually something’s going to fall out of it. In any case, here’s Miranda Kerr, who looks like this and popped out one measly kid. Here’s hoping she and Orlando Bloom keep breeding to cancel out the 19 remaining to pollute the gene pool.