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Remember eleven years ago when you have smothered an orphan’s kitten in front of him for a chance to bang Britney Spears? Well two kids, a meth addiction, a psychotic break, and a court ruling legally proclaiming her a functioning retard later, Britney turned 30 today. Happy birthday, Britney. May your pinata be filled with Cheetos, your Mt Dew bottomless, and your Moon Pies not past their expiration date. Thanks for keeping me in a job the last five years, you inbred dumbass you.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
