Adriana Lima Says Good Morning

I guess I could have kicked off the morning writing about how Joe Paterno sold his house to his wife for $1 four months before the Sandusky scandal broke to transfer and protect his assets to avoid personal liability in case he were to face thousands of civil lawsuits, because, you know, that’s what you do when you’re directly involved in a massive coverup that blows up in your face because Sandusky couldn’t stop himself from getting his rape on. But to be perfectly honest, I don’t find old men raping little boys all that sexy. Moving on.