Now that we’ve got Jessica Simpson out of the way, let’s discuss Ashley Greene in the December 2011 issue of Flare. Speaking from the opposite end of the spectrum, she is a woman who I would very much like to hold hands with. Then maybe snuggle on the couch while watching a movie. Then maybe kiss gently. Then maybe bend her over my couch and lick her ass. Then pull her hair from behind and question her about the ownership of her vagina. You know, or something romantic along those lines.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
