Since it has been written that Justin Bieber shall one day lie down with Selena Gomez and place his maple seed inside her pico de gallo to bring a child (not the one she aborted, btw) to unite Canada and Mexico against us, here’s Justin Bieber converting Selena Gomez from soccer to hockey at a Montreal Canadiens game this weekend. This is why America should finally invade Canada before the unborn Mexican-Canadian John Connor destroys good music forever. I mean, it shouldn’t be that hard. It’s Canada. Captain America could just ride down the street with a megaphone.
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
