Horrible Quarterback No Longer Engaged To Horrible Person





Two months ago, unemployed reality show whore, Kristin Cavallari, and NFL “quarterback”, Jay Cutler, announced their engagement. Yesterday, he dumped her. He probably hurt his knee and had to sit out. E! Online reports:

A source close to the couple told E! News that while Cavallari’s excitement about their big day led her to buy a Monique Lhuillier wedding gown just two weeks ago, the Chicago Bears quarterback was no longer on the same page—and he pulled the plug on the affair yesterday. “Jay got cold feet,” a source close to the couple told E! News. “Kristin is stunned.” The source said the couple had been disagreeing over some issues recently, particularly how Cavallari would balance her career while living in Chicago with Cutler during the football season.

So to recap, a well-documented whore latches on to a rich, professional athlete and convinces him to marry her then gets upset when she’s forced to give up her non-existent career because she doesn’t understand that “C” on her fiance’s helmet is a real place where she actually has to live. But isn’t Sears in Chicago? And don’t they make a catalog? I guess I’m not understanding her argument.

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