Hilary Duff isn’t on here a lot, because well, it’s Hilary Duff and who really gives a shit? But I guess she should have thought of that before she went to Italy and put on a bikini around dude with a camera. Because I like bikinis. And I really like white girls in bikinis. I also like a nice smile. Ooh, that sounded pretty good. I should probably put that on my OK Cupid profile. I feel it shows women that I’m sensitive. And then they’ll let me have sex with them.
Perv out.
