Ok, look, I had every intention of writing about Jonathan Rhys Meyers’ suicide attempt, but fuck him, because if you really want to kill yourself, you’d kill yourself. Don’t be such a pussy about it. Besides, his tits are nowhere near as big as Kate Upton’s. Post about a suicide attempt where nobody died or has huge tits? Really, who has that kinda time?
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
