In an effort to show the world that they are in a happy marriage where he isn’t trying to get an assistant to grab his cock the minute his wife turns her head and she isn’t a frigid ice queen who thinks her vagina is lined with velvet and precious gold, Russell Brand and Katy Perry attended the UK premiere of Arthur where he grabbed her ass. Ooh, look everybody! I’m grabbing my wife’s ass because we’re so in love! I used to get my balls sucked by two teenage twin models before tea, but now I wake up to this every morning! Can’t you tell we’re so happy! Just look how happy and interested she looks! Yay!
Russell Brand Is Doing It Wrong
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