Hayden Panettiere Talks About Having Sex With This

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On Ellen today, Hayden Panettiere discusses how she defies physics and laws of nature to have sex with what scientists believe is a Russian cyborg who was built in a lab…what? Surrounded by living tissue!! I…need to see h..most of the records were lost in the war. Skynet knew almost nothing about Panettiere. Her full name, where she lived. They just knew the city. Wladimir was just being systematic. I just need to sp..look! You have heard enough! I have answered your questions! Just tell m…then why am I talking to you? Who is in authority here?! Us Magazine reports:

During her Tuesday appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, the Scream 4 star opened up about the very personal question curious folks ask most–regarding her much taller Ukranian heavyweight boxer boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko. “He is quite a bit bigger than me,” the 5’1″ starlet, 21, said of her 6’6″ beau, 35. “I get the prudest people coming up to me and they’re like, ‘Does it work?’ Yeah, it works. We find a way,” the Heroes alum said. “Where there is a will, there is a way!” Panettiere quipped about sex with Klitschko. She began dating Klitschko after her February 2009 breakup with her 33-year-old Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia. “[The people who ask me how sex works with my boyfriend] are very conservative people most of the time but that just have to know,” she explained. “Like, ‘I have to know, I just have to ask you this question. I’m really sorry but…'”

Just looking at the banner picture, my vagina hurts and my cervix is in traction and I have neither of those things. Let’s just all assume that her vagina’s nickname is “Rihanna”.


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